spacehamsterg:

How to complete Snake.

why did i watch this.

egberts:

when a slow download finally finishes

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hellainsane:

Found this on pinterest. Lalalove it

mydogsnokes:

*sees person 3 miles away* *holds door open for them*

I guess

fur-hildegard:

very very very below average

tonydinozzos:

i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was

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patrickstumpismysunshine:

Patrick Stump is my sunshine

biologytextbook:

if anne hathaway doesnt say anne hatharrived every time she walks into a room she’s wasting a great opportunity

shingekinokyojinheaven:

mcry:

there was a monarch butterfly outside with a torn wing and i thought it was dead so i went to pick it up off the ground with a flower but it began to hurriedly clutch onto it trying to drink something. it was totally trembling; it had a gash on it’s body and i knew it was dying but i couldn’t bring myself to kill it, so i googled a monarch’s favourite food and it ended up being mandarins. he literally devoured as much as he could before dying and i buried him outside my window.

You’re a good person

laurenjauregei:

how to be smooth as hell with your crush